I watched this documentary on Netflix called “What the Health” by the same dude that did “Cowspiracy” which I saw a couple of years ago. Around that time, I thought I’d try being vegan for a little while, just to see how it went. I’d been having some sporadic stomach Read more…
It’s apparently still a compliment for someone to tell a woman “she’s as delicate as a flower.” But being a delicate flower sucks. Flowers get stepped on. Pesky children rip off their petals. If they are those fancy store flowers, they depend on incompetent humans to keep them alive. Being Read more…
Welcome to 2018, everyone! We know, it seemed a little unlikely at times in 2017 that we would all get here, but we managed to pull through. Everyone reading this should be incredibly proud of themselves. In honor of the many, many, many blogs and articles and traditions that have come before Read more…
Motivation, Motivation, wherefore art thou? Could you not be of my house, in my brain, inspiring me to get shit done? Why do you hide when you know I have Things to Do? Where are you even hiding? For sure, you have some back-ups like Responsibility and Duty and “Get-this-done-you-lazy-shit-or-you’ll-be-in-some-serious-fucking-trouble”. Read more…
I recently met with a former professor of mine who informed me that when he began teaching fifteen years ago, people in their twenties had attention spans of approximately twelve minutes. He therefore designed his lectures to “mix things up” with a class quiz or activity every twelve minutes or Read more…
Man child: a human being you would expect to function as an independent adult male but instead behaves like a toddler. Man children are worse than regular children in a number of ways. To help those of you out there who want to avoid man children (which should be all Read more…
Let’s talk about existential dread quarter-life crises what it means to be in your mid-twenties. You’ve graduated from college, made many of the last best friends you’ll ever make, worked for a few years, and started to realize the sheer monotony of adulthood. Sure, you can spice it up a Read more…
Hi. I’m quarter-life-crisis-ridden, mind-fucked author number two. I curse a lot more now that I’m living with my co-author. I am very ok with that. Let me summarize my quarter-life crisis experience for you: I broke up with my boyfriend of three years, quit my job, and went to graduate Read more…
Here’s the deal. We’re millennials, and we want to make money without having to have a shitty 9 to 5 (let’s be real, 8 to 6) job and without having to report to anyone. And it seems like anyone and their mom can start a blog and make some money Read more…