Ok, Rose and I agreed that we would not discuss politics in this blog, but I might kind of make this post slightly political because I just have SO MANY FEELINGS. However, I would also argue that this post is NOT political because all humans, regardless of political ideology, should Read more…
Once upon a time, A woman went to France. She wandered through some markets. Through Notre Dame she pranced. One very fateful evening She came upon Musée de’Orsay. Although she loved the artwork, Her night ended in dismay. “My iPhone six!” she cried As she scrambled though her purse. “I must Read more…
Let’s review some dating apps! Tinder Target audience: Literally ANYONE looking for sex who doesn’t want to put in too much effort (or any effort!) to find it. I’ve seen plenty of old men swiping away at women twenty years their junior at the bar. Best Features: As noted above, Read more…
I’m pretty sure I threw the worst party ever to be thrown. Girls were frightened, attendees couldn’t remember things, and two people ended up in the emergency room. This was not a college party. This was my fifth grade slumber party. Starting in fourth grade, nearly every girl in my Read more…
Indecisiveness A friend of mine recently asked me, “How do you make a decision?” I literally LOLed. My indecisiveness is one of my biggest weaknesses. “How I make a decision” is typically avoiding the decision until the very last second and then immediately freaking out after the decision has been Read more…
Yesterday, I lifted weights for the first time in five years. Ok, so I’ve lifted, like, little five pound weights since then; I’m talking about “lifting weights” in the total bro sense of actually going down to that bottom level of the gym that you didn’t even know existed and Read more…
I met someone who hated improv comedy. “It’s just some people going up onstage and saying the most absurd things they can think of in an attempt to get laughs.” I love improv comedy. I fought this person vehemently. “If that is what performers are doing, then they aren’t really Read more…
I’ve heard that all adults are truly children at heart who just pretend to know what they are doing. I often feel that way…and I usually don’t even bother to pretend to know what I am doing… Perhaps we don’t give children enough credit. Children believe that anything is possible. Read more…
I am a sponge. I blame my sponginess somewhat on being born a Pisces. Damn sensitive water signs. I am a sponge because I easily absorb the traits of people around me. My voice may sound similar to Rose’s voice because I have soaked in some of her sarcasm and Read more…
It’s apparently still a compliment for someone to tell a woman “she’s as delicate as a flower.” But being a delicate flower sucks. Flowers get stepped on. Pesky children rip off their petals. If they are those fancy store flowers, they depend on incompetent humans to keep them alive. Being Read more…